Hello. You have reached casa Sunshine and Lemonade. No one is here right now. We are doing school work. Running errands. Wrapping gifts. Baking cookies. Keeping kitties out of the decorations.
So. I leave you with a hilarious song. About how a mother's work is never done. And then another song. A follow up. For the dads.
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Hey Kat...ummmm, just checking in to see how you are doing. I hate talking to these things. Ummm...gimmee a call whenever you get a chance..no hurry, it's not an emergency or anything. Ummmm, okay. Bye.
Brandy is better than me, I just hang up on them machines!! lol
Hi Kat,
Just wanted to say Happiest Holidays to you and yours! Hope today is a great day for you!
xo,
A
LOL..
i just ramble on those answering machines..
wanted to share my happiness with someone..we are getting a placement some time this week..yippe skippe
OH.....those videos NEVER get old! LOL!
Ello. Dis ees Steve cawing frum Citi-bunk. We wood leke to teel you aboot da insrist rates of goud we hab abailable. Pease to cawl us at 800-888-1234 for you to get dis rate dat is goud.
hot tub Lizzy, you are my new BFF!!!!
that was wonderful!
i love singing ridiculous songs to my kids. they might only last 45 seconds or so, and never get written down, but why else did i have kids if not for this?
Hi this is Publisher's Clearing House. We were going to give whomever answered the phone a chance at one million dollars... But you're not home. Um.. Ok. Thanks! And have a great day!
Hello Kat,
YOU have won the Grand Prize for weekend getaway to Savannah but since you are not home to answer the call it goes to the next Number on our list and that is MOMMASONG but since she lives there she will not answer the phone either.
I love HTL's comment...and she hit the nail on the head because no matter HOW FOREIGN they sound they always have a common name like Bob, Steve or Mike. Yeah right?!?
Hello, Hello, Helloooo?
Your not there. AckHUMMM.
Well I really did not have a speech prepared. So what is it you need?
There are no instructions on here. Like name phone number date of birth kinky habits......ahhh.....i mean
well ok here i am and i called because........beeeeeep
dang i always run out of time on these things.
Hey, Kat (in a disguised raspy voice)
I like what you're wearing.
heavy breathing...
more heavy breathing...
insane giggling...and hang up.
Quite possibly the funniest, truest thing I've ever heard!
Hi do you have Prince Albert in a Can? (long pause)... You better let him out he's gonna suffocate. teehheeeheeee.
I was thinking while watching the 2nd video that all my hubby would say is go ask your mom! Too Funny!
I love those. So awesome.
BTW, just wanted to Thank you for holding such an awesome giveaway. I got my books and cake. The books look really good and I can't wait to start diving into them.
long pause, static and crunching noises....
uh, hallo? Id thi Mrs. SwirlgirlsreallastnamepronouncedincorrectlyImightadd? - uh - thi is Steve from XYZwhatever...we are in the hood' gibbin' free estimates for any paintin' or small repairs..
click. dial tone.
I hate that Momisms song from Anita Renfroe. XMKids plays it a lot, and I just can't stand it. Maybe I'm not hip enough, but I think it is crude and ugly.
Great message. :) I'm there, man! By the way...love Anita Renfroe. We saw her at WOF...she is killer!
The first video is funny, but the second is hysterical!
Hola, Ms. Kat, you speaka Spanish?
Hey, it's me.
Uh, Shannon.
Anyway...
You got your tree up, huh? Hope the evil kitties aren't causing too much trouble.
What kind of cookies are you baking? I'm hungry...
I've seen these videos! They are so funny. I think someone sent them to me in an email maybe? Anyhoo, I showed them to Shane. He did not find them as amusing as I did. But what does he know?
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Hey, it's me again.
Uh, Shannon.
I got cut off... hate when that happens! I don't know why it is, but I tend to ramble on and on and on when leaving messages. Every single time I try to leave a message or voicemail for someone, I have to call them right back cause I ramble and get cut off.
Seriously, it happens every. single. time! You'd think I'd try to gather my thoughts before I left my message so it wouldn't do that to me, wou...
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Too funny! I'd seen the mother one but that dad one is great too!!!
Hey Kat, I just got your Christmas card! What a fun surprise. I feel so loved getting a card from the Queen of Randomness! Merry Christmas. (I hope to have a cute card to send you soon.) TTYL Joye
i love that song!!!!
I am stoned on cold medicine again so, I am in no position to be clever. Fun post though:-)
Ugh! Thanks for reminding me of everything I NEED to get done! I'll be baking on Weds!! Well, semi-baking. LOL
I've been hugely slacking and don't even come close to appearing on your stalker list! I'll try harder from now on, I promise!!
Whatever...
...just own up to it. You've been summoned.
Oh, I love that song! The second one though... I hadn't heard that one before. Too cute :) Hope you're keeping yourself somewhat sane!
You're so funny. <3<3
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